EPISODE 9–Smells of the Deep South |
09/ 22/2006 |
Aaaaahhhhhh… the smell of the Deep South: magnolia blossoms, fried chicken, BBQ, pine trees, motor oil. Some things never change. Find out a few of Sas and Pauline’s olfactory secrets when you a scratch, sniff and click-on Episode #9. Wait ‘til you see the scratchin’ on this catfight! Then tell us about your uniquely southern fave scents in our pretty little Comments place. Bonus feature: country singer Caroline Monroe is back with another tune from her upcoming CD, Ghost Town.
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Alright now, there ain’t gonna be no more of that ‘ya heah? Now ya’ll kiss and make up and call up a celebrity! Don’t make me call your Mama!
Well, a cat fight every time would just be unseemly so perhaps you could find some more creative ways to resolve your differences. Arm wrassling is good…so is horseshoe tossing, gamblin’, a coin toss (confederate money?), and strip poker. Nice show, ladies.
I think the gals should make up but not miss an opportunity to bring up the ugly event and make bitchy little remarks about it in future episodes. Isn’t that what we do with our men? I must confess I’m a Yankee…does that matter?
Well, darlin’s, I think you should call a local celebrity while arm wrasslin’ and fightin’ and then kiss and make up right before your musical guests.
IOW, all of the above.
Love,
Hey Girls,
Aunt Lynn votes for a rousing round of arm wrasslin’ with “new-car smell” wafting in the breeze.
I hope to have something special to send in the not to distant future. Luv ya, ljl
Well, personally, I am just dyin’ to chat with Sir Elton about his wee little property tax issue here in Fulton County. Lord knows, all of us here on Peachtree Battle Ave, or the Peachtree-Something vicinity, have ALL felt that pain.
It’s so good to see y’all girls back in action. True Gritz withdrawal is worse that coming off of nail polish remover.
I think y’all should kiss and make-up, then call a local celebrity. Of course, we KNOW that a cat fight will occur again — it always does. But surprise us!!
that has made my day i think you ladies need to just fight it out each week till the air is clear of what ever smell it has in it…….Sas give me the gas can you have had it long enough….. It is my turn
NPB @ nicolepaigebrooks.com
I think a celebrity is in order. Invite James Brown and spray him with a little motor oil and let him hold your prescious “pit crew rag!” I think that would absolutely inspire him to sing “I Feel good”!But first Pauline…give him a little sip of that Bombay Gin.
Much love ya’ hea???
Jolene Scrugg’s
Now don’t keep me waiting on no more episodes. I just bit my acrilic nails off waiting. I got them decals of Dixie laying ALL over my floor!
Which celebrity?
I love it when they arm wrassle…I think Sas could take Pauline though.
But I also think the fightin’ is pretty cool…I want to see someones weave get torn off or Paulines fake fingernails left in Sas’ wig
Kiss and make up…fighting won’t solve nuttin honey! Love ya’ll,
OK now you two cut that out. Kiss and make up cause you know fighting ain’t never solve nothing except being hard on the hair, teeth, and eyeballs.
Just can’t beat the smells of the south. My fave two scents: fresh chicken poop on the pasture and wet dawg ‘tween the hedges.
Ya’ll just give each otha’ some shuga, make yourselves up real nice and bring on the celebrities.
WRASSLE.
Hello Grayson, it’s Maria here, (Eileen’s nephew’s wife in London) and I love TrueGritz! It really takes me back to the Deep South! Fantastic. Keep it coming. Lots of love to you and your beautiful Ava. (Loved the petrol sniffing after the catfight!!!)
I don’t think y’all should fight, because Sas would whup Pauline’s butt. Any gal that grew up in a garage is tougher than a 10 cent steak and probably meaner than a snake with a backache when it comes to fightin’.
On the other hand, I bet y’all could make it funny. Keep the great episodes comin’!
Have you ever smelled Kenny Rogers after a concert?
That is a scent of the South no woman can resist.
Favorite smells:
Sweet potatoe pie
Beehive Bugspray #9
Fresh Crayola Crayons
Clean air after a good rain.
More catfights!!! Next time, add jello.
An arm wrassle should settle it once and for all! Then, on with the show!
Way to go, perpetuating the stereotypes of the South, girls. Ha ha.
I READ ABOUT YOU ALL IN THE DENVER POST A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO AND JUST NOW GOT READY TO VISIT. MY DADDY USED TO SWAP KNIVES IN DOWNTOWN BRISTOL, VA. OF A SATURDAY AFTERNOON, BEING UNWILLING TO MOW THE LAWN OR HELP AROUND THE HOUSE, GOD FORBID. HOWEVER, MY MOTHER GOD REST HER SOUL WAS A SAINT WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR.SHE SAID HER FIRST HUSBAND DRANK AND MY DADDY CUSSED AND SHE BELIEVED IT WAS BETTER TO MARRY A DRUNK CAUSE YOU COULD KICK HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE WHEN HE PASSED OUT. PEACE AND LOVE, FORMER HIPPIE CHARLOTTE FARIS, DENVER, CO WHERE WE ARE FREEZING IN OUR TWO BLIZZARDS IN ONE WEEK.
Gawd… I miss you girls…