EPISODE 11–The Whorehouse Kidnapping |
02/ 08/2007 |
Well, Anna Nicole’s not coming back, but Pauline and Sas just did! Reluctantly “saved,” not by Jesus, but from a fitting career in the sex trade biz, the wigged wonders finally divulge their mysterious whereabouts these last couple of months. Then, Miss Savannah dishes tips on how to save YOUR dumb-ass from yet another social embarrassment! The show wraps up with a performance from American Idol shoe-in, Campbell James. Life’s full of crazy surprises on TrueGritz #11. Can I get an Amen?!


Hey, Sas and Pauline. If you were working over at Sugarloaf, based on the prices I heard the madams over there were charging, you shoulda had enough bucks stashed away to buy some lights like “Danyelle’s nice ones”. :o)
Just kidding. Great episode. And, Miss Savannah, I second your opinion on the reunion attendance. I attended my 25th not too long ago and my high school flame was big as a bus and had gotten a D-I-V-O-R-C-E from her fancy husband, together with a nasty custody battle and everything. But, she ended up getting the trailer, so alls well that ends well. Y’all keep it up!
Praise Him!
great as always…
Well, I do declare, you’re back!!! Praise the Lord. We missed you, but it sounds as if you two had an interesting 4 months. Glad to see Miss Savanah again. Will Daisy Bouchex be back again also? I hope so,
Christin
I say it every day: thank God for the Gwinnett Police!
And, thanks for the shout-out, ladies… I’ll let you know when they start banging down my door for those infamous pole dancing lessons.
As a true GEORGIA PEACH stuck in the Colorado Snow/Ice I can truely say I miss the SOUTH with its’ once in a while brief ice storm. I broke my first foot here this year and my husband broke his in January. To say we are ready for home is an understatement! Your show takes me back to homespun memories of accent/manners/kindness(except for a few drive by shootings). Can’t believe you two were stuck that long at a place of business for male gentlemen. OH MY! Don’t be gone so long next time ladies (of the night?)Your southern sister in waiting-seems like forever. Dee
Dear Savannah,
I took your advise for going to my reunion. I bought new teeth, a new 3x red flaming dress, put on my ruby red lipstick, walked out of my trailer and proudly made my appearance at my xx year reunion! I was having a good time until they kicked me out of the ballroom. Apparently the pole that I was dancing on was in the lobby and there was a Mormon convention going on at the time.
Well, long story short, my new Mormon husband is taking me out of Pooler and flying me to his ranch in Salt Lake City Utah. I heard it was fun milking cows and sewing aprons.
Thanks for the advise. I threw caution to the wind and now I am wife number 8 to John James Smith and am expecting his 25th child.
A Faithful follower of TrueGritz and Dear Savannah (and now some bike riding cult)
Renee Nelson-Harmer-Smith
HELLO,
I’m a true southern gentleman that migrated north after college several years ago. I live in Boston, MA. Boston if full of many of the same social charms and characteristics that I grew up with in Georgia. I recently stumbled upon your web-cast and watched all 11 episodes. I watched them at work and now several of my co-workers are turned on to your web-cast. On episode 9 you asked what viewers would like to see in future episodes.
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE MORE FIGHTS. THE MORE GRAPHIC THE MORE I’D ENJOY IT.
Take Care Ladies.
Misplaced Southern Gentleman Mitchell
Oh Lord, it makes me proud to be the offspring of two good Southern lovin’ cousins !
Hee-haw-lay-ree-us as always!
I assumed you two were in jail.
Since it is now almost July, I will assume you have died.